Yes Yes, I know you're all just wondering where the heck I've been...
Yes Yes, I know there have been no fabulous works of art or funny tales...
Well, here's the explaination to all 3:
I work 8 hours on the phone and have a 1 hour commute each way and have insomnia.
There. Feel for me yet?
No? Hey man...I thought you were my friends?
(play the violins now maestro)
Yesterday was DD's (darling daughter's)birthday. She turned 23.
If you're trying to do the math in your head to determine my age, lemme warn you. The medical experts are still trying to determine how a 5 yr old gave birth, so the research is not yet done.
As is one of the few quaint traditions here n da Hood, we take her to a restraunt of her choice for dinner.
Can you tell where we went?
When I asked what she did on her birthday, she said, "this" and stuck her foot in my face.
Actually I'm embarrassed to say...I kind of like it...but don't tell Gramie.